Blonde Joke

Posted in funny on November 30, 2009 by chronowerx

A blonde, her husband, and two children are all sitting in their living room watching television.
The blonde turns to her husband and says, ‘Honey, why don’t we send the kids out back to P-L-A-Y, so we can fuck!’

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Poor Jessica…

Posted in funny on November 4, 2009 by chronowerx

The 10th grade teacher asks Jessica: ‘What part of the human body increases to 10 times it’s normal size when excited?’

Jessica responds: ‘That’s disgusting! I don’t have to answer that question!’

So the teacher asks little Johnny, who responds: ‘That’s easy…the pupil of the eye.’ ‘That’s correct, Johnny. Very good!’

And turning to Jessica, she says: ‘I’ve three things to say to you, young lady…

first, you didn’t do your homework;

second, you have a dirty mind;

and third,…

… you’re in for a big disappointment!’

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Fork-lift Truck Accident

Posted in Bizarre News, Video, funny on November 3, 2009 by chronowerx

You think it’s bad before you see the clip? – Watch and see..

It’s on loads of news websites.. apparently theres shitloads of vodka in the boxes, what a way to get fired!

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Children Slaughter Website!!

Posted in funny on November 3, 2009 by chronowerx

No really!

http://www.childrenslaughter.com/

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Origins Of The Word Halloween

Posted in news on October 31, 2009 by chronowerx

The term “Halloween”, and its older spelling Hallowe’en, is shortened from All-hallow-even, as it is the evening before “All Hallows’ Day” (also known as “All Saints’ Day”). In Ireland, the name was All Hallows’ Eve (often shortened to Hallow Eve), and though seldom used today, it is still a well-accepted label. The holiday was a day of religious festivities in various northern European Pagan traditions, until Pope Gregory III moved the old Christian feast of All Saints Day to November 1 to give Halloween a Christian interpretation . Halloween is also called Pooky Night in some parts of Ireland, presumably named after the púca, a mischievous spirit.

Halloween is often associated with the occult. Many European cultural traditions hold that Halloween is one of the nominal times of the year when the spiritual world can make contact with the physical world and when magic is most potent (e.g. Catalan mythology about witches, Irish tales of the Sídhe).

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Halloween Puking..

Posted in funny, images on October 31, 2009 by chronowerx

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Things that sound dirty at Halloween

Posted in funny on October 31, 2009 by chronowerx

1. So…What’d you get in the sack?
2. Once you get under the sheet, start moaning and groaning!!!
3. Just hop on that broomstick and ride it!
4. Those small suckers are gone in a few licks!
5. I got the best piece from that house.
6. Quit screwing around on the porch!!!
7. Stick your hand in and guess what you’re feeling….
8. It was so filled and heavy, I had to use TWO hands!!
9. They’ll suck you dry if they get their teeth in you.
10. I bobbed and bobbed, but couldn’t get my mouth around it!
11. She’s a goblin!
12. Let me see your bag….OH! You’re having a great night!
13. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
14. She’s got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
15. If you just lick it, it’ll last longer.
16. Show me your JuJuBees and I’ll let you see my Zagnuts.
17. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth…
18. You scared me stiff!
19. He’s got Candy spread out on the living room floor!
20. Trick or treat?